I love curling after dark on msnbc. I've got no clue what I'm going to do when this amazing late night diversion is no longer available. Maybe versus could be bribed into showing some curling. I mean really how many fishing shows does the world need?

For silken

After reading the latest chapter of St Edward and The Dragon I decided Ed needed a snuggle so here it is.

Roy left slamming the door behind him. Ed had finally done it, finally there was no one left who cared if he was here. He sat down on the couch and felt empty, felt like there was nothing left inside him that could break. He didn't want to be here when Roy got back, didn't want to be anywhere really.
There was a hollow popping and he looked up to see a woman with shoulder length brown hair and glasses. He was off the couch in an instant and had his automail blade pointed at her in short order.
"Hi Ed."
"How the hell did you get in here? How do you know my name?"
Her hand moved for her pocket. He grabbed her wrist to stop her.
"Don't move! What do you think you're doing?"
"I was just going to get my ID. I'm with the FGSTF."
"You had better start making sense."
She pulled a plastic card from her back pocket and handed it to him. It had her picture and a lot of official looking writing.
"My names Jillian, you can call me Jill if you'd like. As you can see I'm with the Fan Girl Snuggle Task Force a division of the FBI. We have determined that you are in need of immediate snuggling."
As she spoke the automail lowered and he took a closer look at the card. Stamped across the top was Fandom Bureau of Investigation, and underneath it was Fan Girl Snuggle Task Force.
"I've cracked haven't I? You're some kind of delusion I'm having because my minds finally gone and snapped."
"I'm not a delusion Ed, but even if I am isn't one that says you need to snuggle so bad."
"I don't need to snuggle."
She smiled oddly at him. "Perhaps need is too strong a word, but what other plans did you have for the evening. You could sit here and stew in the angst, or maybe go wander the city until you find some trouble to get into or a bridge to contemplate jumping off of. You could maybe even get stupendously drunk. Or we could sit on the couch and snuggle."
He stared at her ID card for a while before looking up and shrugging. "Sure whatever, but no funny business. You try anything and you'll be getting the business end of this." He said waving the automail blade at her before transmuting it back in to his arm.
"Of course, I'm not with the Convenient Romantic Interest Division. Although, I know there are plenty of fine men and women over there that would jump at the chance. You're quite catch Ed and you should remember that."
He blushed a little, "So umm where do we..."
"The couch will be fine don't you think?"
He sat at the very end of the couch back ramrod straight. She laughed and sat down next to him.
"Come on Ed, I'm not going to hurt you." She sat and waited. Eventually he loosened up, at first it was awkward and the had to work out how to fit together. She started talking to fill up the silence. She went on for over an hour telling him stories about star crossed lovers, time travelers, and interplanetary bounty hunters. Her voice was going to be shot. She wold have to request her next assignment be in a universe with DVD players.
A car pulled into the drive way and they both pulled away.
"Well I should be going. I wouldn't mention this to anyone. They'll think you're crazy."
And with a sharp crack she was gone.

Because cards are cool

78_tarot Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Ed

01.Fool 02.Magician 03.High Priestess 04.Empress
05.Emperor 06.Lovers 07.Chariot 08.Strength
09.Hermit 10.Wheel 11.Justice 12.Hanged Man
13.Death 14.Temperance 15.Devil 16.Tower
17.Star 18.Moon 19.Sun 20.Judgement
21.World 22.Hierophant 23.Ace of Wands 24.Ace of Cups
25.Ace of Swords 26.Ace of Pentacles 27.Two of Wands 28.Two of Cups
29.Two of Swords 30.Two of Pentacles 31.Three of Of Wands 32.Three of Cups
33.Three of Swords 34.Three of Pentacles 35.Four of Wands 36.Four of Cups
37.Four of Swords 38.Four of Pentacles 39.Five of Wands 40.Five of Cups
41.Five of Swords 42.Five of Pentacles 43.Six of Wands 44.Six of Cups
45.Six of Swords 46.Six of Pentacles 47.Seven of Wands 48.Seven of Cups
49.Seven of Swords 50.Seven of Pentacles 51.Eight of Wands 52.Eight of Cups
53.Eight of Swords 54.Eight of Pentacles 55.Nine of Wands 56.Nine of
57.Nine of Swords 58.Nine of Pentacles 59.Ten of Wands 60.Ten of Cups
61.Ten of Swords 62.Ten of Pentacles 63.Page of Wands 64.Page of Cups
65.Page of Swords 66.Page of Pentacles 67.Knight of Wands 68.Knight of Cups
69.Knight of Swords 70.Knight of Pentacles 71.Queen of Wands 72.Queen of Cups
73.Queen of Swords 74.Queen of Pentacles 75.King of Wands 76.King of Cups
77.King of Swords 78.King of Pentacles

I survived v-day

with out a date even

Just thought I'd pass on the good news February 14, formerly known as St. Valentines day has been renamed Single Awareness Day.

  • Current Mood
    silly silly


I've been to tired to keep track of the lies lately (my new job sucks ass). But really there's much more damage in things not said.
  • Current Music
    bright eyes - devil in the details


Today i ran into an old friend of my mother's. I told her that i was getting paid to work on the student news paper. This is technically a lie. Hopefully by the end of the week it wont be, but the real question is why do i lie to these entirely periphrial people? It doesn't matter what she thinks of me. So why do i bother to make myself sound better for this woman i see twice a year?
  • Current Music
    berserk - waiting so long

oh dear

Me: Hey, you'll fell right at home the were singing disney songs before.
Katelyn: So how did you get here?
Me: Reema asked me if I wanted a cookie
Katelyn: Did you have one?
Me: Yes

Why on earth would some one lie about not eating a cookie?
  • Current Music
    Go Betty Go - Saturday


I don't think i lied to anyone today, a fluke i assure you. I did artfully dodge telling my new editor that she's nearly brain dead. How the fuck i got on the school news paper is just beyond me.
  • Current Music
    everclear - all fucked up

peachy keen

Peachy keen. an 80%

My mother asked me how i did on my midterm and then i lied.
I said Peachy keen which she took to mean a high A, not 80% which is a c in my program.
  • Current Music
    bedouin soundclash - Gyasi went home

horse shit

I lie a lot. so I think i'm going to keep track of them all here.

I think this will go lie first then truth as the lie is usually easier to define.

I'm fine. Just generally untrue all the way around.

I'm getting my associates in May. maybe 2007.

Great fic so far. I give good reviews of bad fan fiction. So fucking sue me for making some sad high school girl feel a little bit better about her self.

I think three is more than enough for one night.
  • Current Music
    counting crows Mr. Jones