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curling [27 Feb 2010|04:34am]
I love curling after dark on msnbc. I've got no clue what I'm going to do when this amazing late night diversion is no longer available. Maybe versus could be bribed into showing some curling. I mean really how many fishing shows does the world need?
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For silken [04 Jul 2008|07:22pm]
After reading the latest chapter of St Edward and The Dragon I decided Ed needed a snuggle so here it is.

Roy left slamming the door behind him. Ed had finally done it, finally there was no one left who cared if he was here. He sat down on the couch and felt empty, felt like there was nothing left inside him that could break. He didn't want to be here when Roy got back, didn't want to be anywhere really.
There was a hollow popping and he looked up to see a woman with shoulder length brown hair and glasses. He was off the couch in an instant and had his automail blade pointed at her in short order.
"Hi Ed."
"How the hell did you get in here? How do you know my name?"
Her hand moved for her pocket. He grabbed her wrist to stop her.
"Don't move! What do you think you're doing?"
"I was just going to get my ID. I'm with the FGSTF."
"You had better start making sense."
She pulled a plastic card from her back pocket and handed it to him. It had her picture and a lot of official looking writing.
"My names Jillian, you can call me Jill if you'd like. As you can see I'm with the Fan Girl Snuggle Task Force a division of the FBI. We have determined that you are in need of immediate snuggling."
As she spoke the automail lowered and he took a closer look at the card. Stamped across the top was Fandom Bureau of Investigation, and underneath it was Fan Girl Snuggle Task Force.
"I've cracked haven't I? You're some kind of delusion I'm having because my minds finally gone and snapped."
"I'm not a delusion Ed, but even if I am isn't one that says you need to snuggle so bad."
"I don't need to snuggle."
She smiled oddly at him. "Perhaps need is too strong a word, but what other plans did you have for the evening. You could sit here and stew in the angst, or maybe go wander the city until you find some trouble to get into or a bridge to contemplate jumping off of. You could maybe even get stupendously drunk. Or we could sit on the couch and snuggle."
He stared at her ID card for a while before looking up and shrugging. "Sure whatever, but no funny business. You try anything and you'll be getting the business end of this." He said waving the automail blade at her before transmuting it back in to his arm.
"Of course, I'm not with the Convenient Romantic Interest Division. Although, I know there are plenty of fine men and women over there that would jump at the chance. You're quite catch Ed and you should remember that."
He blushed a little, "So umm where do we..."
"The couch will be fine don't you think?"
He sat at the very end of the couch back ramrod straight. She laughed and sat down next to him.
"Come on Ed, I'm not going to hurt you." She sat and waited. Eventually he loosened up, at first it was awkward and the had to work out how to fit together. She started talking to fill up the silence. She went on for over an hour telling him stories about star crossed lovers, time travelers, and interplanetary bounty hunters. Her voice was going to be shot. She wold have to request her next assignment be in a universe with DVD players.
A car pulled into the drive way and they both pulled away.
"Well I should be going. I wouldn't mention this to anyone. They'll think you're crazy."
And with a sharp crack she was gone.
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Because cards are cool [15 Nov 2007|01:30am]
78_tarot Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Ed

01.Fool 02.Magician 03.High Priestess 04.Empress
05.Emperor 06.Lovers 07.Chariot 08.Strength
09.Hermit 10.Wheel 11.Justice 12.Hanged Man
13.Death 14.Temperance 15.Devil 16.Tower
17.Star 18.Moon 19.Sun 20.Judgement
21.World 22.Hierophant 23.Ace of Wands 24.Ace of Cups
25.Ace of Swords 26.Ace of Pentacles 27.Two of Wands 28.Two of Cups
29.Two of Swords 30.Two of Pentacles 31.Three of Of Wands 32.Three of Cups
33.Three of Swords 34.Three of Pentacles 35.Four of Wands 36.Four of Cups
37.Four of Swords 38.Four of Pentacles 39.Five of Wands 40.Five of Cups
41.Five of Swords 42.Five of Pentacles 43.Six of Wands 44.Six of Cups
45.Six of Swords 46.Six of Pentacles 47.Seven of Wands 48.Seven of Cups
49.Seven of Swords 50.Seven of Pentacles 51.Eight of Wands 52.Eight of Cups
53.Eight of Swords 54.Eight of Pentacles 55.Nine of Wands 56.Nine of
57.Nine of Swords 58.Nine of Pentacles 59.Ten of Wands 60.Ten of Cups
61.Ten of Swords 62.Ten of Pentacles 63.Page of Wands 64.Page of Cups
65.Page of Swords 66.Page of Pentacles 67.Knight of Wands 68.Knight of Cups
69.Knight of Swords 70.Knight of Pentacles 71.Queen of Wands 72.Queen of Cups
73.Queen of Swords 74.Queen of Pentacles 75.King of Wands 76.King of Cups
77.King of Swords 78.King of Pentacles
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I survived v-day [15 Feb 2006|03:23am]
[ mood | silly ]

with out a date even

Just thought I'd pass on the good news February 14, formerly known as St. Valentines day has been renamed Single Awareness Day.


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tired [07 Nov 2005|12:50am]
[ mood | blank ]

I've been to tired to keep track of the lies lately (my new job sucks ass). But really there's much more damage in things not said.

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bending [24 Oct 2005|12:53am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Today i ran into an old friend of my mother's. I told her that i was getting paid to work on the student news paper. This is technically a lie. Hopefully by the end of the week it wont be, but the real question is why do i lie to these entirely periphrial people? It doesn't matter what she thinks of me. So why do i bother to make myself sound better for this woman i see twice a year?

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oh dear [20 Oct 2005|01:28am]
[ mood | excited ]

Me: Hey, you'll fell right at home the were singing disney songs before.
Katelyn: So how did you get here?
Me: Reema asked me if I wanted a cookie
Katelyn: Did you have one?
Me: Yes

Why on earth would some one lie about not eating a cookie?

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freaky [19 Oct 2005|12:54am]
[ mood | restless ]

I don't think i lied to anyone today, a fluke i assure you. I did artfully dodge telling my new editor that she's nearly brain dead. How the fuck i got on the school news paper is just beyond me.

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peachy keen [17 Oct 2005|10:39pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Peachy keen. an 80%

My mother asked me how i did on my midterm and then i lied.
I said Peachy keen which she took to mean a high A, not 80% which is a c in my program.

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horse shit [16 Oct 2005|11:57pm]
[ mood | numb ]

I lie a lot. so I think i'm going to keep track of them all here.

I think this will go lie first then truth as the lie is usually easier to define.

I'm fine. Just generally untrue all the way around.

I'm getting my associates in May. maybe 2007.

Great fic so far. I give good reviews of bad fan fiction. So fucking sue me for making some sad high school girl feel a little bit better about her self.

I think three is more than enough for one night.

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God i need a new drug. [24 Mar 2005|09:15pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

Has anyone else out there come across this phenomenon? The entire world at my finger tips and i can’t find a thing worth doing. I can’t find a book worth reading, which is scary because i’m a compulsive reader. There’s a speech from hamlet that keeps coming back to mind. The one that ends “man delights not me; nor woman neither, though by your smiling…." In any case this is probably a bad sign for my sanity. The good news is i’m not the only one. My 19 year old engaged best friend is going to sabotage the wedding by sleeping with the best man. It’s probably for the best all things considered. She’s not the ‘till death’ kind.
I’m listening to the killers and i love this one line ‘promise me she’s not your world’ the songs Andy, you’re a star.
I read a couple of good mangas since my last communiqué. The wallflower is cute; i can’t wait for the next one in April. Soul to Seoul, which is obviously Korean is set in New York City. (I love J.J.) And Blue Spring, an ode to misspent youth.

The screamer is back again
Farewell sweet world of malcontent.

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Fuck [04 Aug 2004|10:55pm]
[ mood | distressed ]


I'm not. really i'm not. fuck, i mean honestly why do i have to be like this. because I'm a lying cheating cold heartless asshole that's why.

ok life sucks

and you know what the worst part is this afternoon life was grand, but no i have to goo and fuck it all up by being my own fucking self


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happy happy joy joy without sarcasm [17 Jun 2004|02:49pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

Yippy, I found my favorite shirt it says, “I’d love to have a battle of wits’ with you but you appear unarmed.” Today is a good day. Yes I’m an intellectual snob shut up. It was behind an old dresser that has been sitting empty in my room for a month. Katelyn called on her lunch break and said she was going to take me out to eat because I’m a nice kind generous person and drove her little sister to Okamus on Saturday. I need to shave my legs. Their hairy. Wow I can’t keep a train of thought. Or spell. God I’m shutting up now.


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waiting [16 Jun 2004|01:19pm]
[ mood | confused ]

It rained today. Al got an Eggz shaker; it’s kinda cute. I’m going to a graduation party on Saturday. It’s for Brandon(my best friends boy friend) and John will probably be there. I like John. Like we might find a dark bedroom and fuck kind of like. He also has great taste in music, and a large anime collection, and he’s crazy. In other words he’s perfect. All i need now is some courage because he won’t make the first move. What the hell is wrong with guys these days? He knows i want him so why doesn’t DO something about it. Oh well i’m a modern woman, i’m not in some Jane Austen book, i can go up to the guy i like and tell him i want to fuck him senseless. I can, i really can, can’t i?


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i'm back [15 Jun 2004|10:39pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Wow, it's summer. You wouldn't think a person could be suprised by seasons changing but i always am. So today we painted my grandpas house. It was pink now it's grey with white trim. I bitched at Al all day but he learned long ago to just tune out me calling him a fucking asshole. It's almost a term of endearment. He and Katelyn are the only people i trust and the only people i swear at. I suppose that's a little screwed up but it's the truth. I should go watch the pistons game. I don't like basketball but hey it's the finals and i have nothing better to do.


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me [13 May 2004|12:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

yesterday my best friend and her boyfriend came to bug me. He stole my newtype and some manga. O.K. so not so much stole as i let him take it because i'm a nice kind wonderful person when i'm not being a loathsome evil bitchy git. Katelyn and i are going to my little brother's play tomorow, once upon a mattress. He has to dance (everyone points and laughs)anyway, Brandon(the boyfriend)has my copy of Ororon and i miss it already. I love this manga, you should read it, when ever the Japanese try some thing with christian mytholigy it always interesting, and this is no exception. I also gave him some Dragon Hunter, it's korean, it's cute, i don't miss it yet. I should really update my fanfic but I just can't seem to get this next chapter to work and the last chapter sucked, so i need this one to be good as redemption. Not that anyone cares. I have one reviewer and i think he might be crazy. if you want to read it i posted it on mediaminer.org and fanfiction.net. it's called having fun with deadly weapons. If you've never seen inuyasha, or consider your self sane it probably won't make any sense. going to go work on the next chapter now. maybe i can get it not to suck, i won't get anybodies hopes up though.


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hello [12 May 2004|07:04pm]
[ mood | weird ]

you know that's a song by eveanescence. It's kinda creepy, not particularly good. Today my mother came home bitching. I had been watching jin-ron, it's an anime i've never seen that my little brother rented for me because he's a sweety. i stopped watching because i always do what will make my mother shut up and she wasn't going to stop until she got some reaction and trying too watch anime while vacuuming/doing dishes/being my mothers maid is harder than you would think. I love this song waltz for zizi. anyway i'm a loser and a lier, but i wasn't talking about that. I was talking about my little brother. He's a drummer, and a boyscout, and stage manger for the school play, and has a 4.0. yea, so i'm the evil slacker child. but he's a good little brother and let's me call him Alipher, and fucktard, and god know's what else. It's odd i only swear at people i like, in my mind stupid fucking asshole is a term of endearment. I suppose it has to do with the fact that the people i swear at i trust enough to know i don't mean it. Or maybe i'm just a bitch. Hmm thought to ponder


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